Pedantic Ponderings: Combobulation

We begin this year with a revelation… a proclamation… nay a declaration, that the world yet again forces upon us a wrong that must be righted, an injustice that must be justiced! And so I come to you dear readers, to ask for your aid.

We as a people have drifted afar from something that must be re-claimed before it is lost to us for all time. I am of course speaking of the art of combobulation.

We know how to discombobulate, and we certainly retain the ability to recombobulate… But no one combobulates. Candidly, based on how 202o panned out, it is clear to me that our lack of combobulation is a key factor in our societal decline.

I would encourage you to combobulate. Engage in conversation and announce to those you are speaking with that you are very combobulated by their points. Combobulate your friends, your family, and all of those you love. In fact lets make 2021 the year of combobulation.